**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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