Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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