They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
