Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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