he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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