so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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