in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
