R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Randomize
