Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
