Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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