I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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