im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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