His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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