Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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