I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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