ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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