I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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