am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
