shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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