Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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