I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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