On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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