how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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