Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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