If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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