Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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