just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you didnt know i had herpes?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Are my feet made of real feet?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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