she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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