its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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