is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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