I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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