his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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