You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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