Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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