So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i would punch a child for taco bell
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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