there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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