omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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