i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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