Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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