we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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