How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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