I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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