so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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