the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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