She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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