I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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