its not stalking. its research.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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