it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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