Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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