"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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