i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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