apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How external is "for external use only"?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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